Tall But True Tales of Touring
NEW AND EXCLUSIVE! Want to peel back the curtain? Want to learn the gritty truth about life on the road with the Angel Brothers? Then you need to read Keith Angel's Tall But True Tales of Touring.
Hot Doggin in Donny!
It’s a little known but proud fact that Doncaster is not only the
Aids and prostitution capital of Britain – but it’s also the
top Dogging destination for downwardly mobile swingers , Nationwide.
A couple of years ago or more , on our way back from an early, badly paid
long distance gig, our old van began to overheat and we were forced to
stop on the outskirts of Donny. Frustrating enough after a four hour trip.
The radiator was leaking and we had no water on board so we were forced to resort to primitive means to collectively generate enough liquid to fill the steaming top up tank. As we stood in the cold air, taking turns to fill a succession of thimble –sized pop and water bottles with our home brewed pale green ‘coolant’, a lone Range Rover appeared from nowhere and pulled up alongside.
The occupants were a middle aged couple. The woman swished down the electric window and politely asked me if we knew the way to Doncaster – a rather strange question , seeing as we were actually in Doncaster at the time…-“You’re here”, I said, “you wont need your map, ma”. It was then that I noticed that the only thing the woman was wearing was the AA Road atlas on her lap and that her hubby was also ‘in the nif’, so to speak!
Before I had chance to shout “Eh Eh – what’s your game then?” or something equally intimidating, he put his flip –flopped foot to the metal and they were gone in a flash; their dirty dogging mission a dismal failure. Doubtless they would chance more kinky high jinks on other groups of unsuspecting innocents later that night.
So – let that be a lesson to all you Doggers out there. You haven’t
got a cat in hell’s chance of out- dogging these Hounds of Love.
AND – since when has pissing in a radiator been Dogger’s code
for three way love in a four wheel drive??? Think I’ll stick to
my Action Transfers from now on…
